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1. Shame Game
They got on the topic of hybrid cars — which I drive — and how awful they think those are. I thought they'd make fun of me, so I stayed quiet about mine. After their convo, I got up to say bye, and then two of the guys offered to walk me to my car. I didn't want them to see it, and I told them no, but it was late so they insisted. There was a Corvette parked next to my car, so I acted like it was mine. The boys were impressed! I dug through my purse as if I were searching for my keys, wishing they'd leave, but they didn't. I panicked and did the unthinkable: I tried to open the Corvette's door, hoping they'd go away if I just got in it — but the alarm went off! I ran to my car and shouted I'm sorry! They still haven't let me live it down.
Because one time, he folded a paper into the shape of a heart and gave it to me! So, I was head over hills for him since day one, and I spent all my time with him staring at him. Finally, one day, my friends convinced me to invite him to my birthday party. My friend talked me up about embracing this opportunity for the both of us, because she also had a crush on him, too! What a major disappointment. So I invited a crush from a nearby city to come, but he actually invited me to his city and said we could celebrate with his family. So I bought this killer outfit and packed my bags.